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- 17:26 Contemplating banality of goth evil @BlueBlood SFW:Should goths kill emos and eat their flesh? bit.ly/dyVfdL #
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Apr. 14th, 2010
Should goths kill emos and eat their flesh?
by Amelia G : April 13th, 2010

Unfortunately, it was Maxim Golovatskikh’s misfortune to have a cute emo girl get all hot for him. Cute emo Karina Barduchian was so into Maxim Golovatskikh that she kept right on going over to his place, even afer her mother forbade her to see him. The problem was he and his housemates were all goth-identified, but this Karina Barduchian chick was all emo and hanging out at their party pad, just flaunting her vulnerable cute girl killability. It has also been widely reported that she made fun of really uncute goth boy Yuri Mozhnov for being a florist and she was just really emo, ya know.
So, obviously, the only rational thing for Maxim Golovatskikh and Yuri Mozhnov to do was to wait until the festivities wound down and then drown Karina Barduchian in the bathtub. And cook the tastiest parts of her remains and serve them to their unsuspecting housemate Ekaterina Zinovyeva as a hearty breakfast with potatoes.
Now I’m kind of a foodie, so I used to be curious about cannibalism. Sorta grew out of it. Just a phase I guess. There have been certain warrior tribes who ate portions of fallen foes to gain some of their power, but how much mojo can one get from a cute emo girl with a crush on a gothic boi in a band? Kellie LaPlegua recently did a performance where . . .
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Blue Blood magazine covergirl Cherry Jason is a favorite with me and Forrest Black and we all enjoyed this shoot in her home. We've known Cherry for a long time and she is always fun and gorgeous and cool. I should really bust out the film scanner and look for the negatives from our earliest film shoots with her because she is just amazing. Full series in Blue Blood VIP.

